4.

Bald Headed Woman

Shel Silverstein

© Evil Eye Music, BMI

Now a golden haired woman she'll take all your gold
Her eyes may be warm but her feet will be cold
And she will get fat just as soon as she's old
Stay away from a golden haired woman

Hey hey stay away she'll make you miserable all of your day
Hey hey stay away stay away from a golden haired woman

Now a raven haired woman she'll burn with desire
Hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire
But once you get married then she'll be too tired
Stay away from a raven haired woman

I said hey hey stay away she'll make you miserable all of your day
Hey hey stay away stay away from a raven haired woman

Now a red headed woman she'll scream and she'll roar
She won't make the bed and she won't sweep the floor
And she'll fool around with the fellow next door
Stay away from a red headed woman

But a bald headed woman she'll love you each day
You can beat her and kick her but she'll always stay
Cause she knows no one's comin' to steal her away
Hurray for a bald headed woman

Hey hey that's the way she'll make you happy the rest of your days
Hey hey that's the way hurray for a bald headed woman

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