1.

(# 2 country hit)
(# 67 pop hit)

American Saturday Night

Kelley Lovelace - Ashley Gorley - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

She's got Brazilian leather boots on the pedal of her German car
Listening to the Beatles singing back in the USSR
Yeah she's goin' around the world tonight but she ain't leavin' here
She's just going to meet her boyfriend down at the street fair

It's a French kiss Italian ice Spanish moss in the moonlight
Just another American Saturday night

There's a big toga party tonight down at Delta Chi
They got Canadian bacon on their pizza pie
They got a cooler full of cold Coronas and Amstel Light
It's like were all livin' in a big ol' cup
Just fire up the blender mix it all up

It's a French kiss Italian ice Margaritas in the moonlight
Just another American Saturday night

You know everywhere there's something they're known for
Although usually it washes up on our shores
My great great great granddaddy stepped off of that ship
I bet he never ever dreamed we'd have all this

You know everywhere has somethin' there known for
Although usually it washes up on our shores
Little Italy Chinatown sittin' there side by side
Live from New York It's Saturday Night!

French kiss Italian ice Spanish moss in the moonlight
Just another American just another American
It's just another American Saturday night

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2.

Everybody's Here

Charles Dubois - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

I'm still breathing and my heart's still beating I might as well start living again
And so I threw on a shirt put on a jacket went out to meet some friends
And now I'm acting like I couldn't be better like I've always got this smile on my face
Walking around weaving through the crowd and trying not to look out of place

Cause everybody's here yeah but if you look close you'll see
Everybody's here everybody's here but me

The first time somebody asked where you were I didn't know what to say
The second time somebody asked where you were I lied and said She's on her way
The third time somebody asked where you were well I just wanted to scream
I guess the land of the living ain't no place for a heartbroken zombie like me

Cause everybody's here yeah but if you look close you'll see
It's painfully clear everybody's here but me

Now I look around and see a lot of single people but there ain't a single one like me
Because they all wanna leave here with somebody and I just wanna leave
Everybody's here it's painfully clear

Everybody's here yeah but if you look close you'll see
Everybody's here everybody's here but me

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3.

(# 2 country hit)
(# 42 pop hit)

Welcome To The Future

Charles Dubois - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

When I was ten years old I remember thinking how cool it would be
When we were goin' on an eight hour drive if I could just watch TV
And I'd-a given anything to have my own Pac-Man game at home
I used to have to get a ride down to the arcade and now I've got it on my phone
Hey glory glory hallelujah welcome to the future

My grandpa was in World War II he fought against the Japanese
He wrote a hundred letters to my grandma mailed them from his base in the Philippines
I wish they could see this now the world they saved has changed you know
Cause I was on a video chat this morning with a company in Tokyo
Hey every day's a revolution welcome to the future

Hey look around it's all so clear
Hey wherever we were goin' well we're here
Hey so many things I never thought I'd see
Happening right in front of me

I had a friend in school running back on the football team
They burned a cross in his front yard for asking out the homecoming queen
I thought about him today and everybody who's seen what he's seen
From a woman on a bus to a man with a dream
Hey wake up Martin Luther welcome to the future
Hey glory glory hallelujah welcome to the future

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4.

(# 1 country hit)
(# 28 pop hit)

Then

Charles Dubois - Ashley Gorley - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

I remember trying not to stare the night that I first met you
You had me mesmerized and three weeks later in the front porch light
Taking forty five minutes to kiss goodnight
I hadn't told you yet but I thought I loved you then

And now you're my whole life now you're my whole world
And I just can't believe the way I feel about you girl
Like a river meets the sea stronger than it's ever been
We've come so far since that day and I thought I loved you then

I remember taking you back to right where I first met you
You were so surprised there people around but I didn't care
I got down on one knee right there
And once again I thought I loved you then

And now you're my whole life now you're my whole world
I just can't believe the way I feel about you girl
Like a river meets the sea stronger than it's ever been
We've come so far since that day and I thought I loved you then

I can just see you with a baby on the way
I can just see you when your hair is turning grey
What I can't see is how I'm ever going to love you more
But I've said that before

And now you're my whole life now you're my whole world
And I just can't believe the way I feel about you girl
We'll look back someday at this moment that we're in
And I'll look at you and say and I thought I loved you then
And I thought I loved you then

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5.

(# 1 country hit)
(# 42 pop hit)

Water

Charles Dubois - Kelley Lovelace - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

Inflatable pool full of dad's hot air
I was three years old splashin' everywhere
And so began my love affair with water

On a river bank with all my friends a big old rope tied to a limb
And you're a big old wuss if you don't jump in the water

Yeah when that summer sun starts to beatin' down
And you don't know what to do
Grab your swimming trunks ice up that old igloo
And drive until the map turns blue

Daytona Beach on spring break eighteen girls up on stage
White t-shirts about to be sprayed with water
Oh let 'er go boys

Yeah when that summer sun starts to beatin' down
And you don't know what to do
Just go and grab someone you wanna see in a bathing suit
And drive until the map turns blue

You can stay right there when the daylight's gone
Play truth or dare and it wont take long
Fore you and her got nothin' on but water

All you really need this time of year
Is a pair of shades and ice cold beer
And a place to sit somewhere near water

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6.

She's Her Own Woman

Kenny Lewis - Jody Harris - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP - Wendyrae Music, ASCAP

I called to say I'm working late tonight to cancel our dinner date
But she just said That's alright and just like that she makes some other plans
Saw a movie with a couple friends had herself a ball
Oh cause after all

She's her own woman without me she does fine
She's her own woman wooo but she's mine

I couldn't tell you even if you had a gun to my head
Where we keep the tarragon or even what the hell that is
Well I wouldn't last 45 minutes in this house without her living in it
I'd be lost yeah that's for sure but as for her

She's her own woman without me she'd be fine...

Raised up a daddy's girl went out into the big wide world
Has never needed anybody's help with everything she does for me
Ah it's still a mystery how i fell in love with her all by myself

she's her own woman got it going on that suits me fine...

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7.

Welcome To The Future (Reprise)

Charles Dubois - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

I went to see father of the bride with a girl back home
We broke up before the sequel so I went to that one all alone

And I wondered who I'd wind up with and what would our kids look like
Well I guess I got my answer as I tucked them in tonight
Hey I don't think dreams come any truer boys welcome to the future

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8.

Anything Like Me

Charles Dubois - Dave Turnbull - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

I remember sayin' I don't care either way
Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm OK
Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
And said ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means

And I started wondering who he was going to be
And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me
He'll probably climb a tree to tall and ride he's bike to fast
End up every summer wearin' something in a cast
He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street
He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me

I can see him right now knees all skinned up
With a magnifying glass tryin' to melt the Tonka truck
Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on
That'll be his first love til' his first love comes along
He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens
And heaven help him if he's anything like me

He'll probably stay out to late and drive his car to fast
Get a speeding ticket hell pay for mowing grass
He's gonna get caught skippin' class and be ground for a week
He's gonna get in trouble were gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me

He's gonna love me and hate me along the way
Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day
He's gonna hug his momma he's gonna shake my hand
He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave
But as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out
If he's anything like me there's worse folks to be like
Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me

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9.

You Do The Math

Tim Owens - Robert Arthur - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

With seven billion people in this world
I can't believe your still a single girl
I bet you're thinking you're better off on your own
But the best things in life just can't be done alone

It takes two to make love baby I'm sure of that
I'm one you're one you do the math

Being single has been kinda fun
But I can see you with me ridin' shotgun
I'll take you baby anywhere you wanna go
And together we can have more fun than we can have alone

It takes two to make love baby I'm sure of that...

I ain't never been a number's guy but sure enough
I look into your eyes and all adds up

It takes two to make love baby I'm sure of that...
I'm one you're one yu do the math

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10.

No

Bill Anderson - Jon Randall - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

On my fifth birthday I got so upset
About the brand new bike that I didn't get
I'd prayed my heart out and it didn't seem fair
I told my grandpa I guess God doesn't care
And he just smiled and said My child

Make no mistake
Every prayer you pray gets answered
Even though sometimes the answer is no

Five years later out behind the shed
With a stolen pack of grandpa's cigarettes
I struck a match and held that first one to my lips
And prayed to God Please let me get away with this
And through the smoky air I saw grandpa standing there

Make no mistake...

When I think of all the answers in my life I would have to say
There's no doubt it was always for the best when I didn't get my way

Grandpa got older like grandpas do
His health was failing and I guess I knew
It'd be best if he was called on home
But selfishly I prayed that God would keep him hanging on
And when he passed away in my mind I heard him say

Make no mistake...
Sometimes the answer is no

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11.

Catch All The Fish

Charles Dubois - Ashley Gorley - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

I filled up two shopping carts late last night
The one was full of fishing gear the other Miller Lite
The checkout lady laughed and said you think you got enough
And I said yeah you're probably right' and filled another two carts up

Gonna catch all the fish gonna drink all the beer
Gonna head outta town we're not staying here
Might take all day might take all year
Till we catch all the fish till we drink all the beer

So I picked up the boys at dawn and we were on our way
It hadn't been ten minutes before Jimmy's cellphone rang
His old lady asked him how we'd be on the lake
And I said You tell her we're staying here however long it takes

Gonna catch all the fish gonna drink all the beer...

Just as long as there's a can left in that cooler
Just as long as there's a bass left in that lake
That just means we still got some work to do here
Just as long as there's still gas left in that tank

As long as there's a can left in that cooler...

Well we caught all the fish and we drank all the beer
And we ran outta gas now we're stuck out here
With lots of empty cans and worthless fishing gear
Cause we drank all the fish and we caught all the beer
Well I mean we caught all the fish and drank all the beer

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12.

Oh Yeah You're Gone

Robben Ford - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

I opened my eyes look at the clock it says eight fifteen
Stumble out of bed fumble down the hall still half asleep
opened up a window opened up the paper
and put some coffee on grabbed two cups oh yeah you're gone

Shower and shave take a little time to read the news
Sort through the mail see something about some sale they're having on women's shoes
Billy's band is playing at the Canyon Club on Friday
I bet they sing our song maybe we can go oh yeah you're gone

This is gonna take some getting used to baby I'm gonna need more time
Because I still say us when I ought to say me I still say ours instead of mine
Every plan I make every road I take I still see you riding along
And then suddenly it hits me oh yeah you're gone

This is gonna take some getting used to baby I think I need more time...
Oh there ain't no doubt about it baby oh yeah you're gone

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13.

The Pants

Charles Dubois - Tim Owens - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please

You wear the pants buddy good for you
I'm so impressed yeah whoopty-doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt

In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties
Go try on that purple pair with lace and frills
With your big old legs I bet you can't get in 'em
With that attitude of yours hell I bet you never will

But you wear the pants buddy good for you...

A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
Just wait till that woman has a headache
And she sits there with her legs crossed
Well we'll see how strong you are

You wear the pants well good for you...
You wear the pants she'll wear the skirt

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14.

I Hope That's Me

Charles Dubois - Tim Owens - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

Somebody's gotta scratch your back the places you can't reach
Say something that'll make you laugh that's exactly what you need
And I hope that's me I hope that's me

Somebody's gonna get dressed up and take you out for valentine's
Get lots of jealous looks thinking that's one lucky guy
And I hope that's me I hope that's me

And you you keep on wondering who is gonna love you like I already do
And I keep wondering when you'll see that eventually

Somebody's gonna throw on a ---
When your fever hits a hundred and two
Go down and pick your prescription up
And come home and fix you soup
And I hope that's me I hope that's me

Somebody's gonna buy a ring somebody's gonna make you cry
Somebody's gonna lift that veil and get to look into your eyes
And I hope that's me I hope that's me

Cause you you keep on wondering who is gonna love you like I already do
And I keep wondering when you'll see maybe eventually
Old man on a front porch swing looking back on his long life
Glass of ice tea in his hand other arm around his wife

And I hope that's you I hope that's me
I hope that's you and I hope that's me
I hope that's you and I hope that's me
I hope that's you and I hope that's me
I hope that's me

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16.

Back To The Future

Charles Dubois - Brad Paisley

© New Sea Gayle Music, ASCAP

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