Four years ago, Columbia Records album producer Don Law said to me, "John, think about making an album of Western songs." I thought about it, and Don knew I would attempt it when I was ready. Later, as a guest in my house, he brought me two books on Western lore. But nothing was mentioned about a Western album. Instead, we talked about fishing.
A few months ago, Don Law called me. "Johnny, old boy, aren't we about ready to do that Western album?" I was afraid he'd ask that. I said "Yes," then locked myself in my room full of books and took out pen and paper to begin sketching my plans for the songs and stories that would go into "Mean As Hell".
We aren't sorry for the modern sounds and modern arrangements on classics like I Ride an Old Paint or The Streets of Laredo; after all, they were meant to be heard on twentieth. century record players and transistor radios! For today that same West wind is blowing, although buckboards and saddles are lying out there turning to dust or crumbling from dry rot.
How did I get ready for this album? I followed trails in my Jeep and on foot, and I slept under mesquite bushes and in gullies. I heard the timber wolves, looked for golden nuggets in old creek beds, sat for hours beneath a manzanita bush in an ancient Indian burial ground, breathed the West wind and heard the tales it tells only to those who listen. I replaced a wooden grave marker of some man in the Arizona who "never made it." I walked across alkali flats where others had walked before me, but hadn't made it. I ate mesquite beans and squeezed the water from a barrel cactus. I was saved once by a forest ranger, Lying flat on my face, starving. I learned to throw a bowie knife and kill a jack rabbit at forty yards, not for the sport but because I was hungry. I learned of the true West the hard way-a la 1965.
Yes, it was an obsession, but I learned the ways of the West. It's still there, and even though the people I sing about are gone, I saw something of what their life was like. Most of it I enjoyed. Some of it was mean as hell. But it's the same West: it's wild and hot and unbelievable till you try it on foot. It was the true West.
Here are a few words about some of the narrations and songs, including some definitions of cowboy lingo.
The Road to Kaintuck. This is about one of the first main roads leading West that was blazed by Daniel Boone. Others were the Dug Road, the Old Reedy Creek Road, the Road Down Troublesome. The Road to Moccasin Gap runs along Clinch Mountain, through Big Moccasin Gap, near Gate City, Tennessee.
The Shifting, Whispering Sands, Part I. This one has special meaning for me. I often go to an old, abandoned ranch near Maricopa, California, in my 1946 Jeep. No electricity, no running water, no phone. I sleep in a little shack heated by a wood-burning stove and use candles for light. There are rabbits, deer, badgers, coyotes, squirrels and, once in a while, a bear. I know the 480 acres like the back of my hand. I've spent hours walking around the original homesteaders' homesites. The buildings are long fallen and crumbling into dust. I found a buckboard that fell apart when I tried to move it. There's a windmill that sways in the wind. I sat under a manzanita bush one hot day with pen and paper, all set for a song inspiration. I looked around and discovered I was in an Indian burial ground. I sat for three hours, then wrote: "Under the manzanita tree-sits a pencil, a piece of paper and me." To my knowledge, no one else knows of this Indian graveyard-and I won't show you where it is. (This is the ranch, incidentally, where Frank Bez photographed the album's cover picture.) Out there at night, the stars seem twice as bright as anywhere else. You have to "gaze on high at the heavens, where you're hoping you'll be going when you die."
I Ride an Old Paint. Definitions you might find helpful: Montan=Montana; Hooley-ann=a roping term for a fast loop over the horse's head; Coulee=a ravine, a creek bed; Draw=a shallow drain for rainfall, among other meanings; Dogie=a maverick's scrubby calf; another meaning, for some cowboys, is laced shoes.
Mister Garfield. This song was brought to me by folk singer Jack Elliott. I wrote most of the song's dialogue. It is eighty years old and to my knowledge has never been recorded. Jack recorded "The Ballad of Charles Guiteau," about the man who shot President Garfield.
The Streets of Laredo. A British tune, the original is sup. posed to be about a man who died of syphilis in a London hospital. The second and third verses here (author unknown) are from "Cowboy Songs" by John Lomax, published in 1910. Johnny Reb. The Civil War was directly or indirectly the cause of thousands upon thousands going West. A surprising fact I uncovered was that both the Northern and the Southern armies used prisoners-of war to fight Indians. Many more were killed. Speaking of death in the West, it's a proven fact that more men died of rattlesnake bite than of bullets. (Don't tell the movie producers.)
A Letter From Home. I asked Mother Maybelle Carter one night to write me a Western song for this album. The next morning she gave me this. Since the Bible on the plains was as uncommon as a letter from home, many cowboys called it that.
Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie. In those days, there simply wasn't a way to transport a dead man across hundreds of miles of open country. Anyway, after he died, maybe he didn't mind being buried on the lone prairie.
JOHNNY CASH
MEAN AS HELL
Columbia CS-9246
March/1966
Produced by Don Law & Frank Jones
Luther Perkins, Norman Blake - guitar
Bob Johnson - 12-str guitar/flute/banjo/mandocello
Jack Clement - guitar
Marshall Grant - bass
W.S. Holland - drums
Bill Pursell - piano
Charlie McCoy - harmonica
The Carter Family, The Statler Bros - vocals
Recorded:
March-Apr/1965, Columbia Recording Studio, Nashville
1.
SHIFTING WHISPERING SANDS PART 1
(Jack V.C. Gilbert - Mary Margaret Hadler)
« © '50 Acuff-Rose Music, BMI »
I discovered the valley of the shifting whispering sands
While prospecting a western a western State
I saw the silent windmills the crumbling water tanks
The bones of the cattle picked clean by buzzards bleached by the desert sun
I stumbled over a crumbling buckboard nearly covered by the sand
And stopping to rest I heard a tinkling whispering sound
And suddenly realized that even though the wind was quiet the sand did not lie still
I seemed to be surrounded by a mystery so heavy and oppresive
I could scarcely breathe
For weeks I wandered aimlessly in the valley seeking answers to the many qustetions
That raced through my mind
Where was everyone why the white bones the dry wells the barren valley
Where people must have lived and died
I sat down and buried my face in my hands and resting
I learned the secret of the shifting whispering sands
How I managed to escape from the valley I don't know
But now to pay my debt for being saved
I must tell you what I learned out on the desert so many years ago
(When the day is hardly quiet and the breeze seems not to blow
One would think the sand was resting but you'll find this is not so
It is whispering softly whispering as it slowly moves along
And for those who stop and listen it will sing this mournful song
Oh sidewinders and the horn toe on the thorny chaparral
In the sunny days and moonlight nights the lonely coyotes yell)
How the stars seem they could touch you as you lay and gaze on high
At the heavens where you're hoping you'll be going when you die
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2.
I RIDE AN OLD PAINT
(arr. Johnny Cash)
« © '56 House Of Cash, BMI »
I ride an old paint I lead an old Dan
I'm off to Montan' for to throw the hooley ann
They feed in the coulees they water in the draw
Their tails're all matted their backs're all raw
Ride around little dogies ride around slow
The fiery and snuffy are raring to go
[ strings ]
Well Johns had two daughters and the song
One went to Denver the other went wrong
His young wife died in a poolroom fight
But he tries to keep singing from morning till night
Ride around little dogies ride around slow
The fiery and snuffy are raring to go
[ strings ]
When I die take my saddle from the wall
Strap it my pony lead him out of the stall
Throw my bones on his back turn our faces tothe west
And we'll ride the prairie that we love the best
Ride around little dogies ride around slow
The fiery and snuffy are raring to go
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3.
ROAD TO KAINTUCK
(June Carter)
« © '65 Copper Creek Music, BMI »
We're goin' west to Kaintuck down the road to Moccasin Gap
Down the wilderness road
The Dug Road the old Reedy Creek Road
The Road down Troublesome Road through Moccasin Gap
There was a time when goin' way out west meant goin' to Kaintuck
The dark and bloody ground as Indians called it
Indians wars were ragin' and men like Daniel Boone and Michael Stoner
Came down the wilderness road like countless families did
Through a place in south West Virginia called Big Moccasin Gap
It's a hot day in '73 and this is my wife and my kids with me
Daniel Boone lost his boy the other day young Jim Boone is dead twenty miles away
The wagons turn and went back home even Daniel couldn't make it alone
I guess prob'ly Daniel could but he stopped awhile in castle wood
(If you love your wife and love your baby man
Turn your wagons back as soon as you can
Ev'ry Injun in these hills has gone berserk you never gonna make it to Kaintuck)
Ah I bet I'm gonna make it to Kaintuck
We're goin' west to Kaintuck...
The Dug Road the old Reedy Creek Road
The Road down Troublesome Road through Moccasin Gap
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4.
LETTER FROM HOME
(Maybelle Carter - Dixie Dean)
« © '65 Copper Creek Music, BMI »
A cowpoke rode in one hot dusty day to a store down in old San Antone
He stood at the window and I heard him say do I have a letter from home
The postmaster looked through the mail that had come
Then smilingly shook his grey head
The cowboke looked sadly a moment at him and these are the words that he said
No letter from home no letter from home there's never a letter from home
(No message from mother and none from the other) there's never a letter from home
[ banjo ]
That night he was shot on the wrong side of town no more of those plains will he roam
I reached for my Bible and gave it to him and said son here's your letter from home
If only I had just a little more time to read it the young cowpoke said
I can't take it with me and I must go on then he died with his letter unread
The letter from home the letter from home no time for the letter from home
(The cowboy laid dead with his letter unread) too late for the letter from home
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5.
MEAN AS HELL
(Johnny Cash)
« © '65 Anne Rachel Music, ASCAP / Song Of Cash Music, ASCAP »
The devil in hell we're told was chained a thousand years he there remained
He neither complain nor did he groan but was determined to start a hell of his own
Where he could torment the souls of men without being chained in a prison pen
So he asked the Lord if he had on hand anything left when he made this land
The Lord said yes there's a plenty of hand but if I left it down by the Rio Grande
The fact is ol' boy the stuff is so poor
I don't think you could use it as the hell anymore
But the devil went down to look at the truck
And said if he took it as a gift he was stuck
For after lookin' that over carefully and well he said this place is too dry for hell
But in order to get it off his hand the Lord promised the devil to water the land
So trade was closed and deed was given and the Lord went back to his home in heaven
And the devil said now I got all what's needed to make it good hell and he secceeded
He began by putting thorns all over the trees
He mixed up the sand with millions of fleas
He scattered tarantulas along the road put thorns on cactus and horns on toad
Lenghtened the horns of the Texas steer put an addition to the rabbits ear
Put a little devil in the bronco steed and poisoned the feet of the centipede
The rattlesnake bites you the scorpion stings
The mosquito delights you with his buzzing wings
The sunburst are there and so the ants
And if you sit down you'll need have soles on your pants
The wild boar rooms on a black chapparral it's a hell of a place that he has for hell
The heat in the summers are hundred and ten too hot for the devil too hot for men
The red pepper grows upon the banks of the brook
The Mexican use it in all that he cook
Just dine it with one of 'em and you're bound to shout
I've hell on the inside as well as it out
My hands are calloused July to July I use a Big Dipper to navigate by
Fight off the wolves to drink from my well so I have to be mean as hell
A sheep herder came and put up the fence
I saw him one day but I ain't seen him since
But if you need a mutton we got mutton to sell
We're cowpunchers and we're mean as hell
Neighter me nor my pony's got a pedigree but he takes me where I'm wantin' to be
I'll ride him to death and when he is fell I'll get me another one mean as hell
I shot me a calf and I cut off her head
Cause the boys in the bunkhouse are waitin' to be fed
They rise in chime with the five thirty bell
And the best one of any of 'em is mean as hell
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6.
25 MINUTES TO GO
(Shel Silverstein)
« © '62 Hollis Music, BMI »
Well they're buildin' a gallows outside my cell I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I got 24 minutes to go
Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I got 23 minutes to go
But nobody ask me how I feel I got 22 minutes to go
Well I sent for the Governor and the whole darned bunch with 21 minutes to go
And I sent for the Mayor but he's out to lunch I got 20 more minutes to go
Then the sheriff said boy I'm gonna watch you die got 19 minutes to go
So I laughed in his face and I spit in his eye got 18 minutes to go
Now here comes the preacher for to save my soul with 13 minutes to go
And he's talking bout burning but I'm so cold I got 12 more minutes to go
Now they're testin' a trap and it chills my spine with 11 more minutes to go
And the trap and the rope oh they work just fine got 10 more minutes to go
Well I'm waitin' for the pardon that'll set me free with 9 more minutes to go
But this is for real so forget about me got 8 more minutes to go
With my feet on the trap and my head in the noose got 5 more minutes to go
Won't somebody come and cut me loose got 4 more minutes to go
I can see the mountains I can see the sky 3 more minutes to go
And it's too darned pretty for a man over die I got 2 more minutes to go
I can see the buzzards I can hear the crows 1 more minute to go
And now I'm swingin' and here I go-o-o-o
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7.
MR. GARFIELD
(Jack Elliott)
« © '65 House Of Cash, BMI / Unichappell Music, BMI »
Mr Garfield been shot down shot down shot down Mr Garfield been shot down low
Me and my brother was down close to the depot when I heard the report of a pistol
My brother run out and come back in all excited
And I said what was it and he said it was the report of a pistol and then he said
Mr Garfield been shot down shot down shot down Mr Garfield been shot down low
Lord I knew the President was supposed to be at the depot that day
And we just would't believe that he's shot
But we'd run over there and there was so many folks around
That we couldn't see him but some lady was standin' there cryin'
And I said m'am what was it that happened m'am and she said
Mr Garfield been shot down shot down shot down Mr Garfield been shot down low
Well everybody drifted off toward home finally
And they looked like they felt about as bad as I did
But in a few weeks I heard that the President was still alive
And I told my brother I said let's get on that train and go to where he's laid up hurt
Well when we got to his big house up there I asked the fellow
I said who was it that did it who was it that shoot the President
And he said it was Charlie Guiteau that shoot Mr Garfield and I said
Charlie Guiteau done shot down a good man good man
Charlie Guiteau done shot down a good man low
I heard some fellow there that had been in the house to see the President
And I sidled up him to listen to what he was tellin' and he said
Mrs Lucretia Garfield was always at his side
In the heat of the day fannin' him when he was hot
He said that just that day the President said to Mrs Lucretia
He said Crete honey (he called her Crete)
Said if somethin' worse happens to me after awhile you get yourself a good man
And Mrs Lucretia said James (she called him James)
She said I won't hear to that now she said I love you too much but he said
You'll make some good man a good wife good wife
You'll make some man a good good good wife
(Don't pull in single harness all your life good gal
Don't pull in single harness all your life)
That's what he said don't pull in single harness all your life
Well a few days later I come back to where the President was restin'
And it seems everybody was cryin'
The flag was hangin' halfway up to the flagpole in front of the house
And everybody looked so sad and I asked a soldier boy there
And I said is is is Mr Garfield and he said yeah he's gone
Gonna lay him in that cold lonesome ground down low
Gonna lay him in that cold lonesome ground
Well they laid the President by that long cold branch Mr Garfield's been laid down low
Mr Garfield has been shot dow Mr Garfield's been shot
(Mr Garfield been shot down shot down shot down Mr Garfield been shot down low)
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8.
BLIZZARD
(Harlan Howard)
« © '61 Tree Publishing, BMI / Red River Songs, BMI »
There's a blizzard comin' on and I'm wishin' I was home
For my pony's lame and he can't hardly stand
Lord my hands feel like they're froze and there's a numbness in my toes
But it's only seven miles to Mary Anne it's only seven miles to Mary Anne
You can bet we're on her mind for it's nearly suppertime
And I know that there's hot biscuits in the pan
Listen to that northern sigh if we don't get home we'll die
But it's only five more miles to Mary Anne it's only five more miles to Mary Anne
That wind's howlin' and it seems mighty like a woman's screams
And we'd best be movin' faster if we can
Dan just think about that barn with that hay so soft and warm
It's only three more miles to Mary Anne it's only three more miles to Mary Anne
[ piano ]
Come on Dan get up your ornery cuss or you'll be the death of us
I'm so weary but I'll help you if I can
All right Dan perhaps it's best we'll just stop awhile and rest
For it's still another mile to Mary Anne it's still another mile to Mary Anne
Late that night the storm was gone and they found him there at dawn
He made it but he couldn't leave ol' Dan
Yes they found him on the plains his hands froze into the reins
He was just a hundred yards from Mary Anne
He was just a hundred yards from Mary Anne
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9.
STREETS OF LAREDO
(arr. Johnny Cash)
« © '56 House Of Cash, BMI »
As I walked out on the streets of Laredo
As I walked out on Laredo one day
I spied a young cowboy all wrapped in white linen
All wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay
Beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly
Play the dead march as you carry me along
Take me to the green valley lay the sod o'er me
For I'm a young cowboy and I know I've done wrong
Then go write a letter and send it to my grey haired mother
And please send the same to my sister so dear
But please not one word of all this would you mention
When other should ask for my story to hear
There is another more dear than a sister
She'll bitterly weep when she hears that I'm gone
And if some other man every wins her affection
Don't mention my name and my name will pass on
Just beat the drum slowly...
Get six jolly cowboys to carry my coffin
Get six pretty maidens to sing me a song
Put bunches of roses all over my coffin
Roses to deaden the clods when they fall
We beat the drum slowly played the fife lowly
We bitterly wept as we bore him along
Down in the green valley we laid this sod o'er him
Just the young cowboy who surely gone wrong
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10.
SWEET BETSY FROM PIKE
(Jimmie Driftwood)
« © '55 Warden Music, BMI »
Now don't you remember sweet Betsy from Pike
Who crossed the big mountains with her lover Ike
Two yoke of oxen a big yeller dog
A tall Shanghai rooster and one spottled hog
One evenin' quite early they camped on the plat
Down by the road on a green shady flat
Where Betsy got tired and lay down to repose
And Ike he just gazed on his Pike County rose
[ banjo ]
Well they soon reached the desert where Betsy gave out
Down in the sand she lay rollin' about
While Ike in great tears looked on in surprise
He said Betsy get up you'll get sand in your eyes
Well the Shanghai ran off and the cattle all died
The last piece of bacon that mornin' was fried
Ike he got discouraged and Betsy got mad
The dog wagged his tail and looked wonderfully sad
[ harmonica ]
Well a miner said Betsy will you dance with me
I will now old Hoss if you don't make too free
But don't dance me hard do you want to know why
Doggone you I'm chocked full of strong alkali
Ike and sweet Betsy got married of course
But Ike gettin' jealous obtained the divorce
Betsy well satisfied said with a shout
Goodbye you big lummox I'm glad you backed out
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11.
STAMPEDE
(Peter La Farge)
« © '64 Piedmont Music, ASCAP »
There's just one word I don't want to hear
When I heard it called it cost a friend quite dear
I can hear it echo as though it were now
When I was a chasin' of the long horned cow
Stampede they're comin' up to draw
Stampede three thousand herd or more
Here they come a smokin' fire boys you better earn your hire
Stampede and hell to score
Now Frank he was my partner he rode point upon my heart
We drank and fought and partnered back to back at troubles start
We heard the call on evening in the thunder and the black
When the lightnin' hit the leaders and the devil led the pack
Stampede they're comin' up to draw...
Our horses they were handy for we had just rode in
We went from drinkin' coffee to thinkin' of our sins
There wasn't time for prayin' there was hardly time to cuss
It was a smokin' roarin' rattle and the leaders were on us
Stampede they're comin' up to draw...
Old Frank's foot it missed the stirrup and his hand it missed the horn
And as the cattle crossed him from his body life was torn
I was mounted and a ridin' when I heard his final yell
Said hey Johnny head the wild bunch and do the ladies well
Stampede they're comin' up to draw...
No I ain't got no partner cause old Frank's done dead and gone
But just so he'd be remembered Peter put him in this song
Some admire headstones but I think he'd like this best
He weren't fancy in his livin' so he ain't fancy in his rest
Stampede they're comin' up to draw...
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12.
BURY ME NOT ON THE LONE PRAIRIE
(arr. Johnny Cash)
« © '59 House Of Cash, BMI »
Oh bury me not on the lone prairie these words came low and mournfully
From the pallid lips of a youth who lay on the bloody ground at the close of day
Oh bury me not and his voice failed there but we took no heed to his dying prayer
In a narrow grave just six by three we burried him there on the lone prairie
[ guitar ]
Oh bury me not on the lone prairie where the coyotes howl and the wind blows free
Where there's not a soul that will care for me oh bury me not on the lone prairie
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