5.

It's The World's Gone Crazy (Cotillion)

Shel Silverstein - Waylon Jennings

© Evil Eye Music, BMI

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion
The ladies are dancing alone
Cause the sidemen all wanna be frontmen
And the frontmen all wanna go home

The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early
The early birds showin' up late
The straight men all wanna be funny
The funny men all wanna get straight

The villains have turned into heroes
The heroes have turned into heels
The dealers all wanna be lovers
And the lovers all wanna make deals

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion...

Leak they ain't inherited nothing
The leaders have fallen behind
So I'm singing my songs to the deaf men
Dancing my dance to the blind

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion...
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion...
It's the world's gone crazy cotillion...

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